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01/05/16 Grif.Net – Dieter’s Psalm

01/05/16 Grif.Net – Dieter’s Psalm

[A Dieter’s Psalm for the New Year.  My wife =
the naturopath AND my MD gave me a joint order to START back on diet and =
get rid of the belly fat I’ve garnered since Halloween. MD sent me =
for an ultra-sound Monday to same tech who does pregnancy =
ultra-sounds.  Now, I know my belly is bigger, BUT . . . =
 maybe it IS time]

 

Strict =
is my diet.  I must not want.

 

It =
maketh me to lie down at night hungry.

It leadeth me past the =
confectioners.

It trieth my =
willpower.

It leadeth me in the =
paths of alteration for my figure’s sake.

 

Yea, =
though I walk through the aisles of the pastry department, I will buy no =
sweet rolls for they are fattening.

The cakes and the pies, they tempt =
me.

Before me is a table set with =
green beans and lettuce.

I filleth =
my stomach with liquids,

My day’s =
quota runneth over.

 

Surely =
calorie and weight charts will follow me all the days of my life, and I =
will dwell in the fear of scales forever.

 

[thanks to Carol for the forward!]

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"