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01/04/16 Grif.Net – Out Comes our Parents

01/04/16 Grif.Net – Out Comes our Parents

[Julie =
Prince compiled this amazingly-accurate list.]

Sometimes =
it’s inevitable in life. No matter how hard we try to avoid it or how =
much we swore it never would happen, out comes our parents! We find =
ourselves saying exactly what they said to us when we were kids, and =
frankly, it’s downright scary. Here are some quotes our parents said to =
us that just seem to slip out when we’re talking to our =
kids:

1. "Don’t make me turn the car =
around!"
2. "Your face is going to freeze that =
way."
3. "Your eyes are bigger than your =
stomach."
4. "Wait until your father gets =
home!"
5. "I’m not asleep. I’m just =
resting my eyes."
6. "I have eyes in the back of my =
head."
7. "If everyone was jumping off a bridge, =
would you?"
8. "You are so full of it, your eyes are =
turning brown!"
9. "Because I said =
so."
10. "How many times do I have to tell =
you?"
11. "I have had it up to here with you =
kids!"
12. "Do you want something to cry =
about?"
13. "When we were kids, we walked to school =
in 10 feet of snow."
14. "When you get your own home, you can do =
whatever you want."
15. "One day you will have a child just like =
you and it will be payback time."

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, =
This I Love!"