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12/17/15 Grif.Net – Hanukkah is Better than Christmas

12/17/15 Grif.Net – Hanukkah is Better than Christmas

[NOTE – the grif.net will be out-of-pocket a =
couple days.  We WILL “send some early‘ and with others =
“catch up” with days we miss from no cell-service when we =
can, in spite of numerous requests.]

TOP 10 REASONS WHY HANUKKAH IS BETTER THAN =
CHRISTMAS

10.  =
There’s no “Donny and Marie Hanukkah =
Special.”

9.  Eight =
days of presents instead of one.

8.  No need to clean the =
chimney.

7.  There’s =
no latke-nog.

6.  Burl Ives =
doesn’t sing Hanukkah songs.

5.  You won’t be pressured to buy Hanukkah =
Seals.

4.  You won’t =
see, “You’re a Putz, Charlie =
Brown.”

3.  No =
barking dog version of “I Had a Little =
Dreidel.”

2.  No pine =
needles to vacuum up afterwards.

and the Number 1 reason why Hanukkah is better than =
Christmas…

1. Blintzes are =
cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.

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Dr Bob =
Griffin
bob@grif.net
www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, =
This I Love!"