[NOTE – the grif.net will be out-of-pocket a =
couple days. We WILL “send some early‘ and with others =
“catch up” with days we miss from no cell-service when we =
can, in spite of numerous requests.]
TOP 10 REASONS WHY HANUKKAH IS BETTER THAN =
CHRISTMAS
10. =
There’s no “Donny and Marie Hanukkah =
Special.”
9. Eight =
days of presents instead of one.
8. No need to clean the =
chimney.
7. There’s =
no latke-nog.
6. Burl Ives =
doesn’t sing Hanukkah songs.
5. You won’t be pressured to buy Hanukkah =
Seals.
4. You won’t =
see, “You’re a Putz, Charlie =
Brown.”
3. No =
barking dog version of “I Had a Little =
Dreidel.”
2. No pine =
needles to vacuum up afterwards.
and the Number 1 reason why Hanukkah is better than =
Christmas…
1. Blintzes are =
cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.
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Dr Bob =
Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, =
This I Love!"