I =
planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed =
it.
My =
aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I’m good, =
she’ll give me the other one next year.
Yesterday I saw a =
guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road, so I had to ask him, =
"Hey, what’s the word on the street?"
If an electrician =
commits a crime is it a requirement that he appears in circuit =
court?
Obi-Wan Kenobi =
does his Christmas shopping at the Maul. Everything is half =
off.
My friend who =
conducts the orchestra has more musicians than he can shake a stick =
at.
I worked in a health food store =
and was asked, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without =
getting wet?"=
Are retired =
astronauts are paid exorbitantly.
Remember when =
your mother said "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an =
accident"? Now that I’m old, I bring clean underwear in case =
I HAVE an accident!
~~
Dr Bob =
Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"