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12/10/15 Grif.Net – Overheard About Christmas

12/10/15 Grif.Net – Overheard About Christmas

“Ah, =
Christmas. The one time of year everyone gets =
‘santamental’.”

 

Did you hear what a =
webmaster’s favorite Christmas carol? “Oh, .Com, All Ye =
Faithful!”

 

The other day I sent my =
girlfriend a huge pile of snow. A little later I texted her: ‘Did you =
get my drift?’

 

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note =
on it saying, “Toys not included."

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"Why is =
Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat =
guy with the suit gets all the credit."

 

“When =
you stop believing in Santa Claus, you start getting underwear for =
Christmas.”

 

“I =
told Santa you were good this year, and he hasn’t stopped laughing =
since.”

 

From a =
department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with =
the crowd."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"