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12/03/15 Grif.Net – Q & A for the Family

12/03/15 Grif.Net – Q & A for the Family

[Fun questions to ask the entire family about Christmas.]

Q. How did Scrooge’s team win the football game?
A. The ghost of Christmas passed.

Q. What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular
alphabet?
A. The Christmas alphabet has no L.

Q. What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
A. Silent Night.

Q. What language does Santa Claus speak?
A. North Polish.

Q. What did the Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer say before beginning his
comedy routine?
A. This will sleigh you.

Q. Why does Ebenezer Scrooge love reindeer?
A. Because every buck is deer to him.

Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas?
A: Because it is in DecemBrrrr.

Q. What is green, covered with tinsel and says, “Ribbit, ribbit?”
A. A mistle-toad.

Q: We know three kings brought gifts, but what is a child’s favorite
Christmas king?
A: A stocking.

Q: What do you call Santa Claus’ little helpers?
A: No, not elves. They are subordinate clauses.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”