[Here are some new catch-phrases you may use this Christmas season to share
your feelings or thinking with others, Hey, don’t say I never gave you
anything . . . ]
It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas . . .
This holiday season, in lieu of gifts, I’ve decided to give everyone my
opinion . . .
The awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your
parents . . .
There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before
Halloween . . .
All I want for Christmas is you . . to get hit by a reindeer . . .
A song told me to “Deck the Halls”, so I did. Mr. and Mrs. Hall are not
very happy . . .
My neighbor put up his Christmas lights today. I bet he’s really mad that I
beat him to it. I put mine up three years ago . . .
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. Bring something
nice. Don’t stay long . . .
Christmas light displays are the freestyle rap battles of the suburbs . . .
I try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the
Holidays, because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa . . .
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”