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12/02/15 Grif-Net – December Prep for Christmas

12/02/15 Grif-Net – December Prep for Christmas

[Here are some new catch-phrases you may use this Christmas season to share
your feelings or thinking with others, Hey, don’t say I never gave you
anything . . . ]

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas . . .

This holiday season, in lieu of gifts, I’ve decided to give everyone my
opinion . . .

The awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your
parents . . .

There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before
Halloween . . .

All I want for Christmas is you . . to get hit by a reindeer . . .

A song told me to “Deck the Halls”, so I did. Mr. and Mrs. Hall are not
very happy . . .

My neighbor put up his Christmas lights today. I bet he’s really mad that I
beat him to it. I put mine up three years ago . . .

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. Bring something
nice. Don’t stay long . . .

Christmas light displays are the freestyle rap battles of the suburbs . . .

I try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the
Holidays, because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa . . .

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”