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12/01/15 Grif.Net – Christmas Edition of Monthly Puns

12/01/15 Grif.Net – Christmas Edition of Monthly Puns

[December brings Christmas-oriented really bad puns because I know you like
them]

Santa gives Dasher and Dancer extra coffee breaks because they are his star
bucks.

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas, get them
a refrigerator and watch their face light up when they open it.

I was told this Christmas there are seventy million Americans who are
overweight, but I think those might just be round figures.

Unlike most of his classmates, a 6-year old kid said he didn’t believe in
Santa. He was a rebel without a Claus.

I was asked about what to call a blind reindeer, but I have no eye deer.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”