[December brings Christmas-oriented really bad puns because I know you like
Santa gives Dasher and Dancer extra coffee breaks because they are his star
If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas, get them
a refrigerator and watch their face light up when they open it.
I was told this Christmas there are seventy million Americans who are
overweight, but I think those might just be round figures.
Unlike most of his classmates, a 6-year old kid said he didn’t believe in
Santa. He was a rebel without a Claus.
I was asked about what to call a blind reindeer, but I have no eye deer.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”