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11/30/15 Grif.Net – At the Courthouse

11/30/15 Grif.Net – At the Courthouse

[Serving on jury duty today, so felt compelled to =
share a little questioning humor from trials.]

 

Q:  What is your birthday?

A:  July fifteenth.

Q:  What year?

A:  Every year.

 

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Q:  =
What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A:  Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

 

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Q:  =
This myasthenia gravis — does it affect your memory at =
all?

A:  =
Yes.

Q:  And in what ways =
does it affect your memory?

A:  I forget.

Q:  You forget.  Can you give us an =
example of something that you’ve forgotten?

 

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Q:  =
How old is your son — the one living with you.

A:  Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t =
remember which.

Q:  How long =
has he lived with you?

A:  =
Forty-five years.

 

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Q:  =
What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that =
morning?

A:  He said, =
"Where am I, Cathy?"

Q:  And why did that upset =
you?

A:  My name is =
Susan.

 

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Q:  =
And where was the location of the accident?

A:  Approximately milepost =
299.

Q:  And where is =
milepost 299?

A:  Probably =
between milepost 298 and 300.

 

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Q:  =
Sir, what is your IQ?

A:  =
Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

 

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Q:  =
Did you blow your horn or anything?

A:  After the accident?

Q:  Before the accident.

A:  Sure, I played for ten years. I even went =
to school for it.

 

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Q:  =
Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or =
occult?

A:  We both =
do.

Q:  =
Voodoo?

A:  We =
do.

Q:  You =
do?

A:  Yes, =
voodoo.

 

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Q:  =
Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue =
emergency lights flashing?

A:  Yes.

Q:  Did the defendant say anything when she =
got out of her car?

A:  Yes, =
sir.

Q:  What did she =
say?

A:  What disco am I =
at?

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"