[Serving on jury duty today, so felt compelled to =
share a little questioning humor from trials.]
Q: What is your birthday?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
~~
Q: =
What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: =
This myasthenia gravis — does it affect your memory at =
all?
A: =
Yes.
Q: And in what ways =
does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an =
example of something that you’ve forgotten?
~~
Q: =
How old is your son — the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t =
remember which.
Q: How long =
has he lived with you?
A: =
Forty-five years.
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Q: =
What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that =
morning?
A: He said, =
"Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset =
you?
A: My name is =
Susan.
~~
Q: =
And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost =
299.
Q: And where is =
milepost 299?
A: Probably =
between milepost 298 and 300.
~~
Q: =
Sir, what is your IQ?
A: =
Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
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Q: =
Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went =
to school for it.
~~
Q: =
Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or =
occult?
A: We both =
do.
Q: =
Voodoo?
A: We =
do.
Q: You =
do?
A: Yes, =
voodoo.
~~
Q: =
Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue =
emergency lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she =
got out of her car?
A: Yes, =
sir.
Q: What did she =
say?
A: What disco am I =
at?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"