Kids at church today were talking physical =
fitness and I mentioned that I have the body of a 30-year-old. They =
said, "Where, Pastor? Buried in your back =
yard?"
My wife told me I was immature. =
I told her to get out of my fort . . .
I’m the boss in my family. My wife said I =
could say that . . .
Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t =
know how I feel about that . . .
Want to hear a word I just made up? =
Plagiarism . . .
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer =
“selective participation” . . .
I was watching my wife apply her make up. =
Trying to be helpful I told her she was drawing her eyebrows too =
high. She looked surprised . . .
I just saw a guy in Walmart with a blue =
tooth. I think it was his only tooth . . .
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"