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11/19/15 Grif.Net – If Your Life were Like a Computer

11/19/15 Grif.Net – If Your Life were Like a Computer

[Sorry that google.groups (serves to send out =
thousands of my grif.net emails each day automatically) got all messed =
up over the past 6 days. Some did not receive last Friday or Saturday =
grif.net email until Wednesday night while receiving others as =
scheduled.  My new motto: Technology – can’t live with =
it, and can’t live with it.]

 

If Your Life =
Were Like a Computer:

. . you could add/remove someone in your =
life using the control panel.

. . you could put your kids in the =
recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it.

 

. . you =
could get a new mother-board any time you needed a hug.

. . you =
could improve your appearance by adjusting the display =
settings.

 

. . you could erase the effects of aging with =
“restore factory defaults”.

 

. . you =
could go to power setting, hit “Sleep”, and be catching =
zzz’s in 10 seconds flat.

 

. . you =
could avoid doctors totally with a complete virus scan.

. . you =
could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.

. . you =
could click on “find” to recover your lost TV remote control =
and car keys.

. . you could get your daily exercise by simply =
clicking "run".

. . you could always press "Ctrl, =
Alt, Delete" and start life all over.

 

.=
. you could use Auto Correct to immediately cover all your =
mistakes.

 

.=
. you could “cut and paste” your picture, to make traveling =
anywhere in the world so much easier.

 

.=
. you could hit the "ESC" key to quickly disappear into your =
nice quiet place.

 

.=
. you could change the "num lock" button to "num =
unlock" button so the numbness in your arthritic fingers or knees =
would just go away.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"