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11/09/15 Grif.Net – Political One-Liners

11/09/15 Grif.Net – Political One-Liners

A politician is someone who =
shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after =
it.

 

Remember: The politicians who =
promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for =
it.


It’s tough being a =
politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is =
ruined by the truth!

 

Some people tell political =
jokes… we HAVE them!

 

Don’t vote – it only encourages =
them.

 

The statesman shears the sheep, =
the politician skins them.

 

Politicians are much like =
ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.

 

Political cunning should never =
be mistaken for intelligence.

 

Why is it that political =
leaders don’t seem to have all the answers until they write their =
memoirs?

 

The trouble with political =
jokes is they get elected.

 

A politician is a man who =
stands for what he thinks the voters will fall =
for.

 

A politician has to be able to =
see both sides of an issue, so he can get around =
it.

 

Political T.V. commercials =
prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and =
qualifications in just 30 seconds.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"