A politician is someone who =
shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after =
it.
Remember: The politicians who =
promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for =
it.
It’s tough being a =
politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is =
ruined by the truth!
Some people tell political =
jokes… we HAVE them!
Don’t vote – it only encourages =
them.
The statesman shears the sheep, =
the politician skins them.
Politicians are much like =
ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
Political cunning should never =
be mistaken for intelligence.
Why is it that political =
leaders don’t seem to have all the answers until they write their =
memoirs?
The trouble with political =
jokes is they get elected.
A politician is a man who =
stands for what he thinks the voters will fall =
for.
A politician has to be able to =
see both sides of an issue, so he can get around =
it.
Political T.V. commercials =
prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and =
qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"