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11/05/15 Grif.Net – Did You Hear?

11/05/15 Grif.Net – Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the man who =
stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean =
getaway.

 

Did you hear about the man put =
on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could =
hardly get his shoes on.


Did you hear about the =
cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his =
patients.

 

Did you hear that the price of =
duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is =
up.

 

Did you hear about Richard =
Petty’s cat who drank 3 bowls of milk in an hour?
He set a new =
lap record.

 

Did you hear about the =
detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He =
was called Sheer-Luck Holmes.

 

Did you hear about the man who =
stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail and they say =
his days are numbered.

 

Did you hear about the florist =
who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a =
blooming idiot.

 

Did you hear about the man who =
was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the =
sink.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"