To my children:
Never make fun of having to help =
your Dad with computer stuff.
Remember, I taught you how to use a =
spoon.
~~
To my math students:
There is a fine line between =
a numerator and a denominator.
Sadly, only a fraction of you will =
understand this.
~~
To =
criminals:
I’m not saying I’m Batman.
I’m just =
saying no one has seen me and Batman in the same room.
~~
To my =
boss:
I’ve heard you say =
‘Hard work never killed anyone’.
But I’m not =
prepared to test that hypothesis.
~~
To =
Both Political Parties:
When I was a =
boy, I was told that anybody could become president.
I’m =
beginning to believe it.
~~
To =
Grif.Net Readers
I don’t suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every =
minute of it.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"