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11/04/15 Grif.Net – Messages

11/04/15 Grif.Net – Messages

To my children:
Never make fun of having to help =
your Dad with computer stuff.

Remember, I taught you how to use a =
spoon.

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To my math students:
There is a fine line between =
a numerator and a denominator.
Sadly, only a fraction of you will =
understand this.

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To =
criminals:
I’m not saying I’m Batman.
I’m just =
saying no one has seen me and Batman in the same room.

 

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To my =
boss:

I’ve heard you say =
‘Hard work never killed anyone’. 
But I’m not =
prepared to test that hypothesis.

 

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To =
Both Political Parties:

When I was a =
boy, I was told that anybody could become president.
I’m =
beginning to believe it.

 

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To =
Grif.Net Readers
I don’t suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every =
minute of it.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"