11/02/15 Grif.Net – Tricks with Words

11/02/15 Grif.Net – Tricks with Words

[As first of each month rolls around, we try to start it off with bad
wordplay. It’s the only date some of my friends can count on.]

My X-ray tech married one of his patients, but I always wondered what he saw
in her.

It just dawned on me that I a.m. a morning person.

Even in cowboy movies horses are usually saddled with the bit parts.

At the bottom of the ‘Bermuda Triangle’ is a wreck tangle.

Grif.Net jokes are so punny that anguished cries from my readers can be
heard miles away. May collect them in a book entitled, ‘Groan with the

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”