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10/27/15 Grif.Net – Automotive Shorts

10/27/15 Grif.Net – Automotive Shorts

A =
Californian man has invented a robotic parking attendant. He’s calling =
it the Silicon Valet.

~~Man: My wife drives like lightning.

Fri=
end: You mean, like, really fast?

Man=
: No, I mean she hits trees.

~~If you smuggle cars into the country, are you =
trafficking?

~~

Her=
e is Casper, Wyoming, a tourist slowed, rolled down his window and asked =
a pedestrian, "Say, what’s the quickest way to =
Denver?"

 

&qu=
ot;Are you walking or driving?"

 

&qu=
ot;Driving, of course."

 

&qu=
ot;Well, that’s the quickest way."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"