Whe=
n a man arrived home from work, his wife was waiting for him. She sat =
him down and told him she had good news and bad news about the =
car.
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ot;Okay," he said. "Tell me the good news =
first."
She=
said: "Well, the air bag works."
~~
An =
insurance salesman quoted an extremely low premium for an automobile =
"fire and theft" policy. When I asked why it was so cheap, he =
told me: "Who’d steal a burnt car?"
~~
A =
father was driving his son to school when he inadvertently made an =
illegal turn at an intersection. Realizing his mistake, he used it as a =
teaching moment, saying, "Oops. Did you notice I just made an =
illegal turn."
&qu=
ot;It’s OK, Dad," said his son. "The police car behind us did =
the same thing."
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"