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10/23/15 Grif.Net – Bad Friday

10/23/15 Grif.Net – Bad Friday

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ou KNOW it’s a bad Friday when . . .

A copy of your birth =
certificate comes in the mail marked null and void. =

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veryone loves your driver’s license picture.

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eople give you the senior citizen discount and you’re only 37. =

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our twin sister forgets your birthday.

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eople send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary. =

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he bird singing outside your window is a vulture. =

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he health inspector condemns your office coffee maker. =

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he plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

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ou call suicide prevention and they put you on hold. =

Y=
ou find your sons’ GI Joe doll dressed in Barbie clothes. =

Y=
ou see your financial advisor hitchhiking out of town. =

Y=
ou put both contact lenses in the same eye.

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ou get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in =
your office.

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our 4-year-old tells you that it’s almost impossible to flush a =
grapefruit down the toilet.

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ou come to work and your boss tells you not to bother to take off your =
coat.

Y=
our horn sticks on the freeway when you’re driving behind 32 =
Hell’s Angels.

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"