A couple was =
going out for a rare night on the town. They put on their best clothes, =
called a cab, and put the cat out. The taxi arrived but as the couple =
walked out of the front door, the cat shot between their legs, back into =
the house and up the stairs. Knowing that the cat would wreck the house =
while they were gone, the husband ran upstairs to chase the cat out =
again while the wife waited in the taxi.
Since she =
didn’t want the cab driver to know that the house would be left =
unoccupied, the woman explained to him: "My husband is just going =
upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes =
later, the husband reappeared and climbed into the =
taxi.
"Sorry I =
took so long," he said. "Stupid old thing was hiding under the =
bed, and I had to poke her with a coat hanger a few times to get her to =
come out!"
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"