[Every month or so I collect “updates” from my friends shared on Twitter and
Facebook. Some are funny, some more accurate than we’d care to admit.]
My recliner and I go way back . .
I try to watch what I eat, but it goes by so quickly . . .
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done . . .
I hate when people don’t know where “to” put quotation marks . . .
I’ve been accused of many things, but “normal” isn’t one of them . . .
When I’m bored, I like to call in sick to places I don’t work. Today I’m
getting written up for absence at Target . . .
I went to a 7-11 that was open 24/7/365and asked for 2×4 poster-board and a
box of 3×5’s. The clerk said, “10-4” . . .
I thought about getting up and watching the super moon/eclipse but then
decided, “Hey, 2033 really isn’t that far away” . . .
I watched a NASCAR race and was thinking that if they left earlier they
wouldn’t have to go so fast . . .
I’m a math teacher. Of course I have problems . . .
Someone switched my regular coffee with decaf. They should be out of the
hospital in a week . . .
I’ve decided I no longer what to be an adult, so if you need me, I’ll be in
my blanket fort, coloring . . .
Sarcasm is my brain’s natural defense against the less intelligent . . .
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”