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09/24/15 Grif.Net – Coming Down off a High

09/24/15 Grif.Net – Coming Down off a High

[Another short batch of puns to help those still looking in my window every
night to see if there are more.]

Last night the wife and I watched three Star Wars DVD’s back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.

I invented a new vacuum cleaner and hope it will soon be sweeping the
nation.

No matter what it cost, Velcro is a rip-off.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.

Son: Can I watch the TV?
Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”