[Another short batch of puns to help those still looking in my window every
night to see if there are more.]
Last night the wife and I watched three Star Wars DVD’s back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.
I invented a new vacuum cleaner and hope it will soon be sweeping the
No matter what it cost, Velcro is a rip-off.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
Son: Can I watch the TV?
Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”