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09/16/15 Grif.Net – Inoculation for Pun Withdrawal

09/16/15 Grif.Net – Inoculation for Pun Withdrawal

[Still a few clamoring for or about lousy puns. August spoiled them with
overabundance. Sad.]

My 2014 New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating so long.

What’s ET short for? Probably because he’s only got little legs.

People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

I cut my finger shredding cheese, but I think that I may have grater
problems.

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1

I gave all my dead batteries away to charity, free of charge.

I’m terrified of elevators, and thinking about taking steps to avoid them.

~~ANSWERS FROM HAIR/NAIL QUIZ WILL COME TOMORROW SINCE WE WERE SO LATE
POSTING THE QUIZ

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”


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