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My 2014 New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating so long.
What’s ET short for? Probably because he’s only got little legs.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
I cut my finger shredding cheese, but I think that I may have grater
What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1
I gave all my dead batteries away to charity, free of charge.
I’m terrified of elevators, and thinking about taking steps to avoid them.
~~ANSWERS FROM HAIR/NAIL QUIZ WILL COME TOMORROW SINCE WE WERE SO LATE
POSTING THE QUIZ
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”
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