09/09/15 Grif.Net – Calming Troubled Minds

09/09/15 Grif.Net – Calming Troubled Minds

[Paul in Missouri, an avid Grif.Net aficionado, is going through withdrawal
without our puns we shared every day in August. So will post a couple of
word plays each week or so to make him calm down, and the orderlies at the
home not have such difficulty putting him to bed. Blame him.]

Everyone laughed when I said I wanted to have a humor blog named
Ha, bet they’re not laughing now.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?
When its past your eyes!

A man was caught stealing from the upper shelves at Home Depot. He was able
to reach products balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.
He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

I heard there was a new store called Moderation.
They have everything there.

Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

Speaking of milk, did you know it is the fastest liquid on earth?
Its pasteurized before you even see it,

A good pun about steaks is a rare medium well done.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”