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09/03/15 Grif.Net – Status Updates

09/03/15 Grif.Net – Status Updates

[I need new friends. Here is what happened to them in August]

I have a life outside Facebook. I just can’t remember the password.

I just want to be rich enough to add bacon without having to ask how much
more it cost.

I can tell just by looking at them that some people are really judgmental.

I’d like to get a janitor job at the schools so I can wash mirrors. It’s
something I can see myself doing.

My friends were quite shocked to discover that the Air and Space Museum had
a bunch of stuff in it.

My goal is to lose 25 pounds this year. I only have 31 to go.

Mom always said she didn’t have a favorite child, which kinda hurts my
feelings since I don’t have any brothers or sisters.

Wife got me one of those SMTWTFS things. I cannot for the life of me
pronounce that so I just call it a pill box.

~~QUIZ ANSWERS FROM YESTERDAY

1. Your hair grows faster in the winter than summer. FALSE, IT GROWS FASTER
IN HOT WEATHER

2. All the blood in your body travels through your heart once an HOUR.

3. 20% of every bite of food we eat is used to fuel the brain.

4. You are taller in the morning than in the evening. TRUE. GRAVITY PUSHES
DOWN ON YOUR UPRIGHT BODY ALL DAY

5. You will lose about NINE pounds of skin cells every year.

6. Your eyes produce a teaspoon of tears every HOUR.

7. Without clothes, you would start to feel cold at 77 degrees F.

8. RED is the only color that when seen makes the heart beat faster.

9. Every square inch of your skin hosts 4,000,000 bacteria.

10. You breathe in 2,000 gallons of air a day.

11. Your brain is more active at night than in the daytime. TRUE. WHEN WE
“TURN OFF”, OUR BRAIN “TURNS ON”

12. Humans can make 10,000 different facial expressions.

13. 20% of all oxygen in the body is used by the brain.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”