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08/03/15 Grif.Net – PUns

08/03/15 Grif.Net – PUns

[On the first weekday of the month we offer bad puns. August is no
exception. Will try out some word-plays on cooking this month.]

Do bakers with a sense of humor only bake wry bread?

The best way to make an apple crumble is to torture it for 10 minutes.

The recipe was in both pounds and kilos, so I figured either weigh would do.

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to re-heat it.

Putting beer into your water bed can result in a foam mattress.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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