[This is a public service message for Women, to better understand Males.]
“Because I’m a man”, I don’t think we’re all that lost, and no, I don’t
think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete
stranger. I mean, how could he know where we’re going?
“Because I’m a man”, there is no need to ask me what I’m thinking about. The
answer is always either women or football, though I have to make up
something else when you ask, so don’t.
“Because I’m a man”, you don’t have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances
are, if you’re crying at the end of it, I didn’t like it.
“Because I’m a man”, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you
were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine.
With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine.
Can we just go now?
“Because I’m a man”, and this is, after all, 2015, I will share equally in
the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the
cleaning, and the dishes. I’ll do the rest.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”