[Many churches have used signs or billboards with “heavenly messages” to
encourage attendance. Here are some sent from a Florida grif.net reader.]
Let’s meet at My house Sunday before the game. ~ God
C’mon over and bring the kids. ~ God
What part of “Thou Shalt Not” didn’t you understand? ~ God
We need to talk. ~ God
Keep using My Name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. ~ God
Loved the wedding, invite Me to the marriage. ~ God
That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing? I meant it. ~ God
I love you and you and you and you and… ~ God
Will the road you’re on get you to My place? ~ God
Follow Me. ~ God
Big bang theory? You’ve got to be kidding. ~ God
My way is the highway. ~ God
Need directions? ~ God
You think it’s hot here? ~ God
Have you read My #1 best seller? There will be a test. ~ God
Do you have any idea where you’re going? ~ God
Don’t make Me come down there. ~ God
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”