It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
We have enough “youth”. How about a fountain of “smart”?
Learn from your parents’ mistake. Use birth control.
Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name
Alabama state motto: At least we’re not Mississippi.
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors.
Artificial intelligence is not match for natural stupidity.
The latest survey shows that three out of four people who read the grif.net
humor blog make up 75% of the readers.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”