[Tim in Texas sent in these clues about high-tech Rednecks]
You KNOW you are a “High-Tech Redneck” if . .
**You take your smart phone to the outhouse to read your e-mail.
**Your e-mail address ends in “.over.yonder.com.”
**Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
**Your presence on the World Wide Web is a “Down Home Page.”
**You tripled the value of your truck by installing a portable DVD.
**You trim the kudzu back from your trailer so it won’t mess up your DSL.
**You ever refer to your computer as “Ole Bessy.”
**Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite tractor.
**You start all your e-mails with “Howdy!”
**You can fix a trolling motor with a set of PC tools.
**You’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your coke can on.
**The bumper sticker on your truck says, “My other computer is a laptop.”
**You know that a “network” has nothing to do with fishin’.
**Your baseball cap has an Intel logo instead of “CAT.”
**You keep inventory of your truck parts, fishin’ lures, and country music
8-track tapes in Excel.
**You’ve got every font ever made that looks like Old West signs or wood
plank fencing installed on your computer.
**You have “FreeBird” and “Achy Breaky Heart” on the MP3 player in your
**You find yourself humming, “Well, the first thing you know, old Bill’s a
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”