07/14/15 Grif.Net – High-Tech Redneck

07/14/15 Grif.Net – High-Tech Redneck

[Tim in Texas sent in these clues about high-tech Rednecks]

You KNOW you are a “High-Tech Redneck” if . .

**You take your smart phone to the outhouse to read your e-mail.

**Your e-mail address ends in “”

**Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.

**Your presence on the World Wide Web is a “Down Home Page.”

**You tripled the value of your truck by installing a portable DVD.

**You trim the kudzu back from your trailer so it won’t mess up your DSL.

**You ever refer to your computer as “Ole Bessy.”

**Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite tractor.

**You start all your e-mails with “Howdy!”

**You can fix a trolling motor with a set of PC tools.

**You’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your coke can on.

**The bumper sticker on your truck says, “My other computer is a laptop.”

**You know that a “network” has nothing to do with fishin’.

**Your baseball cap has an Intel logo instead of “CAT.”

**You keep inventory of your truck parts, fishin’ lures, and country music
8-track tapes in Excel.

**You’ve got every font ever made that looks like Old West signs or wood
plank fencing installed on your computer.

**You have “FreeBird” and “Achy Breaky Heart” on the MP3 player in your

**You find yourself humming, “Well, the first thing you know, old Bill’s a

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”