An old Geezer retired from farming but soon became very bored. He had
“doctored” his cows over the years, so he opened a “clinic” and put an ad
out that read: “Doc Geezer’s: Get Cured, $500. If I can’t Cure you, Get Back
$1,000.”
In town, a young lawyer was positive that this so-called “Doc” Geezer didn’t
know beans about medicine. Always interested in making money, he went to Dr.
Geezer’s clinic to get $1000.
Young Lawyer: “Doc Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please
help me?”
Doc Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the
patient’s mouth.”
Young Lawyer: “Aaagh !! This is gasoline!”
Doc Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be
$500.”
This annoyed Young Lawyer, so after a couple of days he returned, figuring
to recover his money.
Young Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.”
Doc Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the
patient’s mouth.”
Young Lawyer: “Oh no you don’t. That’s gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be
$500.”
Young Lawyer, having now lost $1000, left angrily. The next week he came
back for a final try.
Young Lawyer: “My eyesight is failing and I can hardly see.”
Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so here’s your $1000
back.”
Young Lawyer: “But this is only $500…”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”