07/01/15 Grif.Net – Oh, my Word

07/01/15 Grif.Net – Oh, my Word

[Yes, time again for our monthly truly memorable puns and word plays]

I couldn’t afford to buy cotton so I decided to be abrasive and steel wool.

I burned my tongue eating gourmet food, but it was labeled haute cuisine.

Our local bailiff moonlights as a bartender. Heard he serves subpoena

I passed the driving test even though I had to park on a hill. Glad I made
the grade.

In a liquor warehouse in Jamaica, all of the workers speak in poetic verse.
Seems that rhymes fly when you’re heaving rum.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”