[Yes, time again for our monthly truly memorable puns and word plays]
I couldn’t afford to buy cotton so I decided to be abrasive and steel wool.
I burned my tongue eating gourmet food, but it was labeled haute cuisine.
Our local bailiff moonlights as a bartender. Heard he serves subpoena
I passed the driving test even though I had to park on a hill. Glad I made
In a liquor warehouse in Jamaica, all of the workers speak in poetic verse.
Seems that rhymes fly when you’re heaving rum.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”