Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash
1. I was forced to wash as a child.
2. People who wash are hypocrites — They think they’re cleaner than
others.
3. There are so many kinds of soap, I could never decide which was right.
4. I used to wash, but it got boring.
5. I wash only on Christmas and Easter.
6. None of my friends wash.
7. I’ll start washing when I’m older.
8. I really don’t have time.
9. The bathroom isn’t warm enough.
10. People who make soap are only after your money.
(Feel free to substitute these as reasons for not going to church this
weekend)
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”