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06/25/15 Grif.Net – Another Round of Golf?

06/25/15 Grif.Net – Another Round of Golf?

[Pebble Beach is beautiful, reminding us of MORE fun quotations about that
four-letter word “golf”]

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a
bagpipe. — Lee Trevino

The only time my prayers are never answered is playing golf. — Billy Graham

If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf
ball. — Jack Lemmon

The No. 1 Golf rule you MUST follow: take the car keys and cell phone out of
your golf bag before you throw it into the creek. — Anon

It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still
rolling. — Mark Twain

Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. — Harry Vardon

If I hit it right, it’s a slice. If I hit it left, it’s a hook. If I hit it
straight, it’s a miracle. — Anon

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your
lie. — George Deukmejian

Reason they call it ‘golf’ is because all the other four-letter words were
taken. — Woody Woodbury

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters. — Ben Hogan

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”