[Pebble Beach is beautiful, reminding us of MORE fun quotations about that
four-letter word “golf”]
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a
bagpipe. — Lee Trevino
The only time my prayers are never answered is playing golf. — Billy Graham
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf
ball. — Jack Lemmon
The No. 1 Golf rule you MUST follow: take the car keys and cell phone out of
your golf bag before you throw it into the creek. — Anon
It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still
rolling. — Mark Twain
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. — Harry Vardon
If I hit it right, it’s a slice. If I hit it left, it’s a hook. If I hit it
straight, it’s a miracle. — Anon
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your
lie. — George Deukmejian
Reason they call it ‘golf’ is because all the other four-letter words were
taken. — Woody Woodbury
May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters. — Ben Hogan
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”