06/24/15 Grif.Net – Gospel According to St Titleist

06/24/15 Grif.Net – Gospel According to St Titleist

[Collection of famous golf sayings, submitted by the father of a
professional golfer]

Man blames fate for all other accidents but feels personally responsible
when he makes a hole-in-one. — Bishop Fulton Sheen

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. How childlike do golf players
become? This is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. —
John Updike

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one
is playing golf. — Robert Lynd

If profanity had any influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf
would be played far better than it is. — Horace G. Hutchinson

They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated
than that. — Gardner Dickinson

If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. — Dean Martin

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you,
down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it
up. — Tommy Bolt

My handicap? Woods and irons. — Chris Codiroli

I’m hitting the woods just great; but having a terrible time getting out of
them! — Buddy Hackett

I don’t say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they’d come up
sliced. — Arnold Palmer

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”