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06/23/15 Grif.Net – Statements that Make You Shake your Head

06/23/15 Grif.Net – Statements that Make You Shake your Head

I order a bran muffin every day at the bakery since I am one of their
regular customers.

An opinion without 3.1415 is just an onion.

I use a rifle rather than a bow-and-arrow when deer hunting because I want
more bang for my buck.

Skinny people are easy to kidnap. Eat more pie.

I want to grow my own food, but can’t find any bacon seeds.

Don’t know much about cards, but in my bathroom a flush beats a full house.

Personally, all these cat pictures and puns freak meowt.

I was once a man trapped in a woman’s body. Then my mom gave birth.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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