I’m writing to you to say what an excellent product you have. I’ve used it
since my college days, when my mom told me it was the best.
In fact, about a month ago, while at my girlfriend’s house, I spilled some
red wine on my new white shirt. She started to berate me about my drinking
problem. One thing lead to another and I had a lot of her blood on my white
shirt, as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent,
but it wouldn’t come out.
On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide and all of the
stains came out. So well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product. I now have to write a letter
to the Hefty bag people.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”