New wife – “The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.”
New Husband – “Which is this?”
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the whole town listens.
Son – “Is it true, Dad, that in ancient China, a man didn’t know his wife
until he married her?”
Father – “That happens everywhere, son.”
They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love.
After marriage, it is often self-defense.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I
Her husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”
A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
The woman replied, “A multi-millionaire”.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”