[Adding to Monday’s Grif.Net blog, here are ten more “politically correct”
ways to say someone is just plain “dumber than a bag of hammers”]
11. He’s out surfing in Nebraska.
12. The cheese slid off his cracker.
13. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
14. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
15. Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
16. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
17. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
18. As smart as bait.
19. Chimney’s clogged.
20. Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.
If YOU have a favorite “code phrase” for “dumb”, comment. Trying to keep
this blog theme going all week!
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”