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05/04/15 Grif.Net – Politically Correct Stupidity

05/04/15 Grif.Net – Politically Correct Stupidity

[Now that the “R” word is taboo, ethnic jokes are not considered funny, and
my own kids/grandkids would kill me if I mention ‘blonde’ . . here are some
“politically correct” ways to say someone is just plain stupid]

1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
4. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
5. A few peas short of a casserole.
6. Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box.
7. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
9. One taco short of a combination plate.
10. A few feathers short of a whole duck.

If YOU have a favorite “code phrase” for “dumb”, comment. May keep this blog
theme going all week!

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Dr Bob Griffin
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