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05/01/15 Grif.Net – First of the Punth

05/01/15 Grif.Net – First of the Punth

Heard that Noah’s ark was built out of wood because they didn’t have arc
welders back then.

Looking at buying a new bike. Heard that a new 27″ model has wheels larger
than most, according to a company spokesman.

Does a criminal walking down steps seem condescending to you?

I thought I had $101 left in my bank account but it was actually my bank
statement going “lol”.

As I walked into the room, I noticed that the curtains were drawn. The rest
of the furniture seemed real.

Speaking of bikes, before he died, my grandmother cut the brakes on my
grandfathers bike. After that he went downhill very quickly.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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