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04/30/15 Grif.Net – Conversations

04/30/15 Grif.Net – Conversations

[How my week is going can be seen in my interactions with others]

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
So I asked him, “Got any shoes you’re not using?”

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Wife asked, “Did you sleep well?”
I answer honestly, “No, I made a couple of mistakes.”

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I was pulled over by the highway patrol and tried to explain.
“Officer, I know I was going faster than 75mph, but I wasn’t going to be on
the road an hour.”

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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking
spot.
Then I stand along side the driver’s door and count how many people ask me
if I’m leaving.

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When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms
with me.
So I replied sincerely, “Well, what do you need?”

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”