A fairly heavy gal went to the clinic about her weight, so her doctor put
her on a diet.
“I want you to eat only fruit and vegetables for 2 days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, I know you
will have lost at least 5 pounds.”
When the woman returned in two weeks, she shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said. “Did you follow my instructions?”
She nodded. “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that
“From hunger, you mean?”
“No, from skipping.”
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”