[Been thinking about a lot of subjects this week. Here are a dozen
conclusions I’ve reached]
*Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
*Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
*When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
*A conclusion is the place where I got tired of thinking.
*Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
*The colder the X-ray table, the more of my body is required to be on it.
*The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
*You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
*Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
*The sooner I fall behind, the more time I’ll have to catch up.
*A fool and his money are soon partying.
*If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried
before.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”