A Roman Catholic, a Methodist, a Presbyterian, and a Baptist were all
sharing a table at the village cafe. They got into an argument on what
denomination Jesus would be.
The Roman Catholic said no doubt he would be part of Mother Church.
The Presbyterian said, “No, no. When you consider all that John Calvin did
for the Christian faith, there is no question he would unite with the
Reformed tradition.”
The Methodist said, “No, no, no, no. When you consider all that John and
Charles Wesley did for the Christian faith, there is no question he would
unite with the Methodist conviction.”
The Baptist looked perplexed for a few minutes and said, “Boys, He was here
once, baptized by a Baptist, and I don’t think He’s going to change.”
~~ANSWERS FROM ODDS & ENDS QUIZ
1. Who claimed to have written the first novel on a typewriter? SAMUEL
CLEMENS (MARK TWAIN) “THE ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER”
2. What do “arctophiles” collect? TEDDY BEARS
3. In what year did customers ride for the first time on the Ferris Wheel?
1893
4. What is often considered simultaneously the “shortest” and the “longest”
complete sentence in the English language? “I DO”
5. What are the two vertical lines that run from the top of your upper lip
to the bottom of your nose? FILTRUM
6. I about cracked a tooth on a small silver bead-like piece of candy
decorating a cake. What are these called? DRAGEES
7. The most widely-sung song in the world changed its title and gained
popularity. What was it called originally (and now)? GOOD MORNING TO YOU is
now HAPPY BIRTHDAY
8. Actress Lucille Frances Lawless was famous BEFORE playing Xena: Warrior
Princess. Why? MRS NEW ZEALAND, 1989
9. What famous TV anchor married Miss South Dakota? TOM BROKAW
10. The first modern building considered a “skyscraper” (at least 10
stories high) what built when and where? 1885, CHICAGO
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”