My friend man was driving down the road when all of a sudden he had to
swerve violently to avoid a box falling off the truck in front.
Seconds later a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. As the
policeman starting writing the ticket, the driver said “Sir, the box was
full of small nails and tacks that spilled all over. I had to serve or I’d
have run over those and blown my tires!”
“Ok”, replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, “but now I’m bringing you
in on another charge.”
“What for?!” retorted the man.
“Tacks evasion”, answered the policeman.
[today’s Grif.Net may give you a clue of my agenda for the next 6 hours]
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”