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03/02/15 Grif.Net – Have Pun Will Travel

03/02/15 Grif.Net – Have Pun Will Travel

Many grif.net readers do not know I earned my doctorate in palindromes. My
students now refer to me as Dr Awkward.

I never play cards in the Serengeti. Too many cheetahs there.

Mathematicians should wear glasses because I heard they improve division.

Is “subway” a transitive noun?

Well-known experts fear being fired, because that would make them canned
gurus.

It’s better to have loved a short person, than never to have loved a tall.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”