02/23/15 Grif.Net – Confession

02/23/15 Grif.Net – Confession

[What are people REALLY thinking? Here are some “confessions” going on in
the minds of my friends and I just may adopt a few of these!]

I decided to kick the guy who causes me the most problems in life. Now I
can’t sit down.

Lord, if I can’t be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.

It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.

Don’t get married, find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It’s a lot
easier on you.

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

We have enough youth: how about a fountain of “smart”?

Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?

Somebody who knows how will always have a job. Working for someone who knows

Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”