[What are people REALLY thinking? Here are some “confessions” going on in
the minds of my friends and I just may adopt a few of these!]
I decided to kick the guy who causes me the most problems in life. Now I
can’t sit down.
Lord, if I can’t be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Don’t get married, find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It’s a lot
easier on you.
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
We have enough youth: how about a fountain of “smart”?
Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
Somebody who knows how will always have a job. Working for someone who knows
Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”