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02/19/15 Grif.Net – You know you’re in Wyoming, when:

02/19/15 Grif.Net – You know you’re in Wyoming, when:

YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN WYOMING WHEN . . .

The wind is faster than your truck!

You own more than four pairs of gloves

Every other vehicle on the road is a 4×4

Even in summer, when the sun goes down, you start looking for a coat.

In March your pick-up is 43% mud.

You leave your keys in your car and the next morning it’s still there.

You installed your new computer using a Leatherman tool.

Wolves are naturally free and house cats are on a leash.

You hear the words “stream” or “brook” pronounced “crick”.

In most places, the elevation exceeds the population.

Monday night football starts at 7:00, instead of 9:00.

You’ve broken down on the highway, somebody stops to help and you TRUST
them!

You can pay for a “Big Mac” with a personal check.

Drive by shootings only happen on the evening news, in big cities.

There’s a bison or moose or elk standing in your lane, DARING you to try to
drive past.

When the University of Wyoming plays a football game at home, the stadium is
the 3rd largest city in the state.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”