[Almost true account of what’s been happening in my life on Friday the 13th]
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said “pet supplies”. So I did.
Then I went outside and saw a sign that said “compact cars”, so . .
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little
old lady had to help me across the street.
In college, my roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It was in the
apartment somewhere, but we never talked about it.
Got a new diet that includes cigars, since I realized smoking cures weight
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It asked, “What for?”
I couldn’t find a book I wanted at Barnes and Noble so asked a clerk for
assistance in finding the Self Help section. She said no, since that would
defeat my purpose.
I decided to clone my watch. Today I have time to spare.
The sign at Safeway said the checkout lane was for “eight items or less”. So
I’m changing my name to Les.
I went to a general store. Not much to report. They wouldn’t let me buy
I did search for camouflage pants but couldn’t see any. They must work.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”