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02/13/15 Grif.Net – What’s Happening?

02/13/15 Grif.Net – What’s Happening?

[Almost true account of what’s been happening in my life on Friday the 13th]

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said “pet supplies”. So I did.
Then I went outside and saw a sign that said “compact cars”, so . .

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little
old lady had to help me across the street.

In college, my roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It was in the
apartment somewhere, but we never talked about it.

Got a new diet that includes cigars, since I realized smoking cures weight
problems, eventually.

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It asked, “What for?”

I couldn’t find a book I wanted at Barnes and Noble so asked a clerk for
assistance in finding the Self Help section. She said no, since that would
defeat my purpose.

I decided to clone my watch. Today I have time to spare.

The sign at Safeway said the checkout lane was for “eight items or less”. So
I’m changing my name to Les.

I went to a general store. Not much to report. They wouldn’t let me buy
anything specifically.

I did search for camouflage pants but couldn’t see any. They must work.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”