[This week the Grif.Net will share some of the best and worst Q&A jokes. You
get to decide which is which.]
Q: What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates?
A: “Well done.”
Q: What did one cloned sheep say to the other?
A: “I am ewe.”
Q: How would you clean a tuba?
A: Try a tuba toothpaste.
Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved.
Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.
Q: What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards
simultaneously?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you call a day that follows two days of bad weather?
A: Monday.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”